Privacy Policy
Last Updated: [January 23, 2025]
Welcome to the part of our website everyone breezes past—our Privacy Policy. We’re just thrilled you’ve decided to pretend to read this. Here’s all the riveting fine print on how we handle your data (or more specifically, how we barely collect any).
1. Data We Collect
- User-Provided Media: Our application may request access to your precious images and videos—strictly for uploading to our internal folder, which obviously isn’t as exciting as it sounds.
- Basic Usage Data: We might collect trivial information like how often you use our magical uploading feature, because apparently, “analytics” are all the rage these days.
2. Purpose of Collecting Data
- Storage & Integration: We only collect and store your images and videos so our system can seamlessly transfer them to our Make.com workflow for uploading to YouTube. Because manual uploading is so last decade.
- Service Improvement: Occasionally, we’ll glance at aggregated usage data to ensure our uploading pipeline doesn’t spontaneously combust. We have no interest in your personal secrets—trust us, we’re not that curious.
3. Sharing Your Data
- Third-Party Services: Your data may pass through Make.com and YouTube’s API in the process of, you know, functioning. Again, no sinister motive here; it’s literally how the app works.
- Legal Requirements: If, for some reason, an official body (think: government or maybe an alien overlord) demands it, we’ll cough up the relevant data—just like every other company in existence.
4. Data Retention & Deletion
- Retention Period: We keep your media files only as long as we need them—meaning until the YouTube upload is done or until some bored staff member decides to do a folder cleanup.
- Deletion: Want your media removed sooner? Send us a polite request (emphasis on “polite”), and we’ll purge it from our oh-so-sacred storage, assuming we can find it.
5. Security
- Security Measures: We implement industry-standard measures to keep your oh-so-precious videos out of hackers’ hands—firewalls, encryption, and other fancy buzzwords.
- Limitations: Let’s be real—no system is 100% foolproof. You assume the risk if some genius decides to breach even the best defenses. So, keep calm and blame the internet.
6. Children’s Privacy
- Not Intended for Kids: Our service isn’t targeted toward minors. We’re not exactly sure why a child would be uploading content via this system, but if they do, please contact us immediately so we can pretend to be extra responsible.
7. Changes to This Policy
- Policy Updates: We reserve the right to update this policy whenever we please—mostly because guidelines or technologies change, or we just feel like it. When that happens, we’ll post the updated version here, and you’ll glance at it dismissively, as one does.
8. Contact Us
If you have any questions, are plagued by insomnia and want more detailed reading material, or just feel the burning need to talk about privacy, email us at: info@nationaldishesoftheworld.net.
By continuing to use our services, you—shockingly—agree to all the stuff we just laid out. Thanks again, and enjoy uploading those world-shattering cooking videos!